Well, it’s that time of year! And while there are a lot of beautiful things about the holiday season — lights, free booze at work parties, general hospitality — there are plenty of of landmines lurking under all the mistletoe and eggnog-fueled good cheer.
Yup, that’s what we’re talking about — your parents. But have no fear, your friends at your favorite Mountlake marijuana store have produced a quick, three-step guide on how to handle any flack you might get from the folks about the fact that you swing through Fweedom collective on the regular. Let’s break it down. Basically, it’s a “look” conversation. Look them in the eye and don’t back down. They’ll appreciate your certainty, but it wouldn’t hurt to ply them with some nice appetizers and a good bottle of vino — just go to Trader Joe’s at 19500 Hwy 99
Lynnwood, WA 98036 — and demonstrate your good taste.
Look, Weed is Legal Now
There are all kinds of things that are still illegal in Washington. Jaywalking. Parking in a handicapped spot. Spitting gum on the sidewalk. But your favorite Seattle marijuana store isn’t one of them. You’re on the letter of the law, kiddo, and don’t forget it.
Weed Won’t Ruin My Life
You know who thinks it’s OK to smoke weed? And do you know whose first stop once he landed in Washington State would be a Seattle marijuana store? Richard Branson. He’s a billionaire, like a real billionaire, and he founded the coolest airline ever, Virgin. They have one of the best on time records of anyone in the skies. Which brings us to our next point ...
Weed Doesn’t Make You Lazy
Nope. It doesn’t. Tell them how much you love taking a Magic Kitchen cookie from Northwest Cannabis Solutions and rocking out on the elliptical — we love LA Fitness at 19800 WA-99, Lynnwood, WA 98036 — to get the old blood moving. You don’t have to tell them you also watched House of Cards in one sitting with the help of some sturdy, couch-locking Gorilla Glue #4.
Posted on 12/15/2016 at 12:15:00 AM
Fweedom Cannabis is a Washington State Licensed (I-502) retail store that provides cannabis products and associated accessories to residents and visitors of Washington State who are 21 years of age or older. This product has intoxicating effects and may be habit forming. Marijuana can impair concentration, coordination, and judgment. Do not operate a vehicle or machinery under the influence of this drug. There may be health risks associated with consumption of this product. For use only by adults 21 and older. Keep out of the reach of children.